When you’re home alone and start making noises just because you can.
- Me: I think I look pretty today.
- Self-Esteem: I can fix that.
- Mirror: I can fix that.
- Friends: I can fix that.
- Black guy from Holes: I can fix that.
- This Could Be Anywhere in the World
ALEXISONFIRE- This Could Be Anywhere In The World
I usually prefer pickup lines that i can say without vomiting in disgust at myself.
cutting my throat now
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